A funny thing happened on the way to the termination booth

Day: Saturday
Price: £4.00
Start time: 15:00
End Time: 19:00
Maximum Players: 6

Game System

Paranoia
Genre: Distopian future.

Adventure Description

Alpha Complex welcomes you!

Failure to enjoy this game is treason, any deviations from established rule systems are figments of your imagination and should be reported to the nearest re-education office, have a nice day.

A decent in to bureaucracy and backstabbing in the perfect society of Alpha Complex, escort the arch traitor to a day of fun and games were nothing can go wrong ever, even if it is intended to, in the glorious name of your friend the computer.

Alpha complex is a perfect post [REDACTED] society built [REDACTED] years ago, the task as you have been chosen to accept will be [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] in [REDACTED] to feed the great multiple armed [REDACTED] before [REDACTED] stay safe citizen and keep a laser handy and watch your [REDACTED]

——————For the eyes of rank Green or greater—————————————————-
We need some saps to track down one of the high programmers, he stopped taking his meds and appears to have wandered off again, get some reds and see if they can leaver any info out of his house keeper we are due to terminate today, tell them the world depends on it or something.

——————For the eyes of Violet or greater————————————————————
COMPUTER HELP US STAN-U HAS GONE ROUGE! HE INTENDES TO SHRINK DOWN SOME OF THE FINEST MINDS IN ALPHA COMPLEX AND INSTERT THEM IN TO HIS BRAIN! HE EVEN SPOKE OF USURPING THE COMPUTER! WE NEED HIS ASSISTANT TELL US WERE TO FIND HIM NOW! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE IS DUE TO BE TERMINATED TODAY!?!
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Reading the above messages without correct authorisation is grounds for termination, we know who you are, stand still, we will be with you shorty, on second thoughts, come to mangle room 6 floor B, we have a …….. Present for you.